Behold, at long last, my magnum opus. I spent more time on this and the image than I would like to admit.
Ever wanted to hear Koujaku topping Noiz? Here’s 3 minutes and 20 seconds of it, although with some other stuff like kissing, a blowjob, and dialogue thrown in. I’m sorry I couldn’t make it longer but I was running out of audio to splice in. Also, five gold stars to you if you can figure out where the individual dialogue bits came from.
Requested by grellsutcliffxo. Translation under cut.
I’d like to think that Noiz gets really intense about all games, not just Rhyme. Even sports. Especially sports.
When my friends start typing NO in all uppercase at me I know I’ve done a good job
the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.new york to haiti
greenland is right out
ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want
Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.
Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?
There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.
In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:
As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.
I AM SO FUCKING MAD RIGHT NOW CAIN I HAT E YOU OKAY Im SO fiUCKING DONE W/ YOU I’VE BEEN ENDURING THIS foR 2 FUckING YEARS I AM FUCKing DONE
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this was gonna be a lyricstuck but i gave up :P now im gonna draw the requests people left me!! :O
Just listen (but alone or with headphones).